i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
bring money and cleavage
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
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