South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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