So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I look better un-naked...
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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