My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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