No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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