people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Randomize
