I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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