Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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