1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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