Christians are straight up FREAKS
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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