Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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