4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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