I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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