When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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