Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
