I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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