on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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