I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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