i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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