So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
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