Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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