When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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