Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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