My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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