PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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