I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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