just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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