Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Randomize
