South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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