If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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