How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
my poor anus
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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