the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
