I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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