Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Couch. On fire.
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