All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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