You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
She announced her abortion via fbk
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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