We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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