Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
