Christians are straight up FREAKS
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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