so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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