shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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