I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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