So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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