how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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