i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I wish i was in the wii world.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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