its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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