Sry I called you an 8
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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