Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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