He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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