his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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